ZORRO NEVER SMILE AT A CROCODILE

LAUREL
you are so sweet
sweeter than a crocodile
HARDY
yes i know i am sweet
sweeter than a crocodile
but this year i want to be more sweet
and that is the reason why
i need to eat more sugar
and i need to eat more sugar
because i want to be sweeter
than the sergeant garcía
who is a good man like john goodman
because his name is also goodman
like john goodman
and if you want you can listen
to the song entitled
never smile at a crocodile
by the sergeant garcía
the friend of zorro
and by the paulette sisters
billy coton and his band
the sandpiper singers
ZORRO
zorro never smile at a crocodile
« never smile at a crocodile
no you can’t get friendly
with a crocodile »
zorro never smile
at a crocodile
LAUREL
i agree with you my dear and mysterious mister zorro and i like this song
but i think that hardy is wrong and that is the reason why i advise him
to eat less sugar
HARDY
why do you advise me to eat less sugar
LAUREL
because you are sweet enough my dear
HARDY
oh thank you for your advice
and your compliment
LAUREL
you are welcome
and you are also welcome to my blog
eatlesssugaryouresweetenough
ZORRO
i know your pretty blog
LAUREL
oh thank you so much my dear
and mysterious mister zorro
ZORRO
you are also welcome to my blog
and if you want you can listen
to the song entitled
lágrimas negras
by sergent garcia
and by
celia cruz
alci acosta
olga guillot
jorge muñiz
sara montiel
rachael price
daniel santos
josé feliciano
eliades ochoa
claudia sierra
barbarito díez
edith márquez
rolando laserie
celina gonzález
adriana bottina
trío matamoros
lucecita benítez
martha catalina
compay segundo
« sufro la inmensa pena de tu extravío
siento el dolor profundo de tu partida
y lloro sin que sepas que el llanto mío
tiene lágrimas negras como mi vida »